Little Boy Blue/Script


 * [A movie, "The Hunt for Dinosaurs" starts. Credits roll to the sound of pedal-steel guitar. The movie stars CatDog, was directed by Cat, and features Daggett and Norbert. The movie starts. It is paleolithic times. Ickis, as a monster, comes onscreen menacingly, and is chased away by a club-wielding caveman–Cat. A cavewoman (Daggett) comes onscreen, and Cat flexes for her. Suddenly, Jonny's giant head eclipses the screen. The music begins to sound choppy, as Dog, who is providing it live, cannot see the action and thus can't play.]
 * Sarah: Jonny, you blimphead! Move it or lose it!  [She knocks him down.]
 * [Cat opens his fist and chuckles.]
 * Cat: Pay for Monday! There's big cash in showbiz, Dog! Unless you're on cable. Ha!
 * Kevin: What a rip! So lame, I'm ready to heave!
 * Cat: A troublemaker!  [He rushes to Kevin's chair.] Is there a problem here, patron?
 * Kevin: This movie sucks eggs, so gimme back my money.  [Cat gasps.]
 * Cat:  [scared] Have some popcorn, Kevo! On the house!  [He stuffs a bag into Kevin's mouth.]
 * Daggett: Why's he get free popcorn? I want free popcorn!
 * [Cat groans and goes off to get the concession for Daggett. Norbert, seeing this, longingly looks at Nazz's popcorn. He reaches his hand in to take some. At that moment, Nazz reaches for popcorn and grabs Norbert's hand. She stuffs it into her mouth.]
 * Norbert:  [apologetically] Can I have your popcorn, Nazz?
 * [A fight breaks out in the seats. Norbert goes flying.]
 * Norbert: Non-permission.
 * [Cat grabs a bag of popcorn from next to a popcorn machine and adds it to a pile he's carrying.]
 * Cat:  [harassed] I want free popcorn, I want free popcorn. What do I look like, some popcorn fairy?
 * [Cat turns to give the popcorn to the moviegoers and trips over a prone Norbert. The popcorn goes flying.]
 * Jimmy: My eyes!  [The bags have landed on Jimmy.] This butter substitute is stinging my eyes!
 * Kevin:<span style="background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> Now that's entertainment!
 * Daggett:<span style="background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> Mind your own beeswax!  [He throws his drink at him.]
 * Sarah: <span style="background-color:rgb(254,253,255);">Aw, did Kevin go boom?
 * Kevin:<span style="background-color:rgb(254,253,255);">  [getting up]<span style="background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> Right.  [Dog looks nervous.]<span style="background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> FOOD FIGHT!
 *  [A rumble breaks out, popcorn and soda flying everywhere.]
 * Sarah:<span style="background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> You missed!
 * Dog:<span style="background-color:rgb(254,253,255);">  [trying to calm the ruckus]<span style="background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> People, please! Let's not behave like children!
 * Kevin:<span style="background-color:rgb(254,253,255);">  [holding a drink]<span style="background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> Yo Norbert, think fast!  [He cocks his arm, and Norbert tackles him.]
 * Norbert:<span style="background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> Too slow!
 * Dog:<span style="background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> Cat, do something!
 * Cat:<span style="background-color:rgb(254,253,255);">  [handing out concessions]<span style="background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> Are you kidding me?  [He ducks to avoid a drink.]<span style="background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> I'm making a killing here, Dog!  [Jimmy hands over a quarter and gets more ammo.]
 * Jonny:<span style="background-color:rgb(254,253,255);">  [untouched by the war]<span style="background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> Far out, Plank. Three-D!
 *  [An angry Ickis stands in front of the movie.]
 * Dog:<span style="background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> Ickis, is something the matter?
 * Cat:<span style="background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> Well, look who decided to join us.  [The sounds of a tussle eminate from the garage.]<span style="background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> Hey, what's the matter with you!
 * [Ickis heaves the garage door open and throws the kids out.]
 * Ickis:<span style="background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> I'm warning you! Unwanted pesterers!
 * [The kids look at him, bursts by this behavior. SpongeBob gets up.]
 * SpongeBob:<span style="background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> Ickis! You listen to me, mister! You can't kick me out! I live here too!
 * Ickis:<span style="background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> SO MOVE!!!
 * SpongeBob:<span style="background-color:rgb(254,253,255);">  [backing up]<span style="background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> Heh. Heh. Okay, we better go.  [The kids disperse.]
 * Kevin:<span style="background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> You read my mind.
 * Jonny:<span style="background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> Catch you on the rebound, slick!
 * Dog:<span style="background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> Is it me, or is Jonny's vocabulary deteriorating?
 * Cat:<span style="background-color:rgb(254,253,255);">  [angry]<span style="background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> I was holding em big time with that food fight! Till mister happy shows up and ruins everything.  [Ickis grumpily heaves the garage shut and walks down the street.]<span style="background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> Hey Grumpula! Wake up on the wrong side of those stale socks of yours? Hey Sourpuss!  [Ickis walks on.]
 * Dog:<span style="background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> A dark cloud seems to be hanging over Ickis' head, Cat. Our friend is a mere shell of the awkward, unvarnished, dunderhead we know and love. It's our duty to see Ickis through this plague of grief.
 * Daggett:<span style="background-color:rgb(254,253,255);"> Ah, the guy's a big baby. He's probably just got gas.